Men spend the majority of their time trying to picture women naked. Maybe this is why strip clubs and porn is so popular with men, it takes the guess-work out of it and gives your imagination/brain a rest.

I’ve come to the conclusion that this is the only reason for guys to watch “The Hills” on MTV. The show follows around the wannabe socialites and ex-”Laguna Hills” stars as they do shit in Hollywood. If you are actually trying to follow plot lines or relationships in this “reality” show, don’t bother. Just focus on the girls.

You’ll have that opportunity when “The Hills” returns with new episodes on Monday. Coincidently, earlier this week, naked pictures of Audrina Patridge surfaced on What Would Tyler Durden Do (NFSW). I smell publicity stunt!! Even MTV had an article yesterday about how Patridge blogged in response to the nude pics, stating that they were meant to be “artistic.” Right…because wearing the naughty school girl outfit or the cowboy hat (and nothing else) in a hot tub is supposed to be “artistic.” If that’s the case, there should be a lot more porn flicks up for Oscars (or at least Golden Globes).

Thanks Audrina! I appreciate your naive attempt at “artistic” nude photography, now I don’t don’t have to watch “The Hills” this season!

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