You are on your third liver do you:
A) Stop drinking.
B) Cut back to only a couple of drinks a night.
C) Get your third DUI with a .40 BAC.
Robert Shumaker, 47, was found in his car pulled over on the side of the road and completely incoherent. When asked to perform a field sobriety test Mr. Shumaker refused on the basis that “he was too drunk”. The cops took Mr. Shumaker to the local hospital where the blood alcohol test was performed and they found Mr. Shumaker to be rocking a .40 BAC.
It’s not to hard to figure out how this dipshit burned through his first two livers. I have to give the guy some credit. Burning through two livers and then working hard on number three takes a level of dedication most people don’t have.
I was under the impression that people spent years waiting around for a liver transplant. How did this booze hound get not just one but two!? Does Kansas just have more spare livers then they know what to do with? If so I might be moving and starting a habit.
Original Story: Atchinson Globe
