Jennifer Lowery, 38, was busted for driving drunk with her two small children in the car. Apparently her stepdaughter called in a tip to the police to turn Jennifer in. When the cops arrived the car was parked and Jennifer claimed that not only had she not been driving but she didn’t even have the car keys. When the police asked Jennifer to complete a field sobriety test “she became verbally abusive, using foul language.”
The cops arrested her and hauled her off to the clink. At the station a blood test was given and it showed that Jennifer had 188 milligrammes of alcohol per 100 millilitres of blood (silly metric system). The legal limit is 80 so Jennifer was hanging out in the double-the-legal-limit zone. The police conducted a strip search of Jennifer and found the car keys she claimed not to have tucked in her va-jay-jay.
Jennifer thought that if she didn’t have the keys should couldn’t be charged. I can understand that logic but why stick them inside youself? At that point you still technically “have” the keys. Why not toss them in the bushes or something? Seeing as how this was her second DUI and she had her kids in the car I am guessing she will end up with a lot of time to think about it.
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What if you forget to take those out, and some poor bastard sticks his fun stick in there? Ouch!