What?
Ok, focus.
So this woman gets through the metal detectors, but is pulled aside for the old “it’s a hot woman, let’s give her the hand wand” move. During the wanding, a close examination of the breastal region finds something of the metal variety. Several TSA officials are called over the discuss the situation and they decide she must remove it. Amid tears she if forced behind a curtain while a large crowd of onlookers and TSA official laugh in the background. One nipple is easy, but the other has the strength of a D-cup and won’t let the ring go…..pliers…..
This can’t really be their policy can it? Holy crap.
TSA’s response (clearly just going for the boob grab):
- TSA supports the thoroughness of the officers involved as they were acting to protect the passengers and crews of the flights departing Lubbock that day.
- In the future, TSA will inform passengers that they have the option to resolve the alarm through a visual inspection of the article in lieu of removing the item in question.
Attorney’s Reponse:
- Last time that I checked, a nipple was not a dangerous weapon.
I don’t know…..a nipple has forced me to do some strange things in the past. But seriously, why is it that TSA is focusing on this, when every f-ing test run the FBI puts them through they fail? Idiots…
Source: CNN
5 responses so far ↓
1 Mitch Martin // Mar 28, 2008 at 3:21 pm
So the official TSA policy is “show us your tits and you don’t have to remove your piercing”.
Genius.
Can’t wait until some guy with a cock ring sets off the metal detector and this comes back to bite them in the ass.
2 FrankTheTank // Mar 28, 2008 at 3:53 pm
“pulled aside for the old “it’s a hot woman, let’s give her the hand wand” move”
Dude, did you look at the chick in the news article?
She is about as far from “hot woman” as you can get… (she looks like a female Rob Schneider)
3 J Diggles // Mar 28, 2008 at 3:56 pm
You don’t expect me to actually “read” my source articles do you? Then I couldn’t blatantly change them for my own humorous benefit…
4 Mr. Wonka // Mar 30, 2008 at 12:19 am
isn’t there a movie where Rob Schneider IS a female Rob Schnieder?
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