If you don’t have any plans this weekend and you happen to have a spare $4K burning a whole in your pocket you can hop the next plane to Tampa and spend the weekend at Porn Camp. Your instructor will be Courtney Cummz (pictured right) and you will learn everything from porn pay scales, to set design to web site design. Set design!? Do they review which sofa materials are the easiest to clean bodily fluids off of? Or maybe they review the optimal way to arrange the lounge chairs on the pool deck.
Saturday at 1 p.m. is when the real dirty business will kick off. All of the attendees will be able to shoot their own porn scenes using local actors and they will retain the rights to whatever they film. Yeah, they will retain those rights for as long as it takes for them to upload their clip to RedTube.
I am all for people getting a little training. Frankly I am sick of the shoddy camera work and lack of production values that I have had to deal with lately.
