That’s right! If you have got some spare cash and an Ebay account you can win a date with Scarlett Johansson. Okay, the term “date” might be a little strong in the this scenario. Here is exactly what you win.
* Two tickets to the world premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. The premiere location has not yet been determined but will be in either Los Angeles or New York this July.
* Chauffeured car service to the premiere
* Hair and makeup for one by Privé
* A meet and greet with Scarlett Johansson at the premiere
So really you win a bunch of bullshit that no guy cares about and then a “meet and greet”. The bidding is already up to $700 so if you are going to drop some coin on this you better be bringing some serious A-game to that meet and greet. You are going to have two minutes max to convince her that she should jump you. Even if you don’t manage to catch some action being able to tell your buddies that you got to chat up ScarJo would get you some instant street cred.
What is it called when you pay a generally good looking girl to be seen with you in public or attend an event with you? Ohhhhhh, yeah. An escort.
NOTE: If there is anyone out there that has been wondering what to get me for my upcoming birthday, this wouldn’t be a bad idea.
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$700 for a first date and slim chances of getting any action… worst date ever!
It’s ScarJo, son!
Did you not look at the attached pictures? Specifically the one with the thigh high gym socks.
What would you want for your $700? A boob grab?
I feel I should pay $700 just to look at the knee-high socks picture. I just got a freebie SON!