When I was in college the Chicken Milk Bomb was a running joke among my friends and we all thought it would be the ultimate prank to pull. The rumor reached sort of urban legend status and it was widely believed that if executed properly the Chicken Milk Bomb would produce a stench that no human could stand.
I never thought I would come across a prank that would top the Chicken Milk Bomb but three teens from Utah may have just taken the title. The brain trust entered a 7-Eleven in full view of surveillance cameras, placed a bag of human shit (probably their own) in the store microwave and then set the timer for 10 minutes. I am sure you can guess what happened from here but let’s go ahead and review. A few minutes later the microwave blew up showering the store in shit and a smell that I can only begin to imagine was hoorendous. The microwave was destroyed and the entire store had to be fumigated “for a long period of time.” The surveillance footage that captured the stunt was played on the local news and all three teens have since been arrested and confessed.
I can’t begin to imagine what a rain of hot, fiery shit would smell like. Probably similar to the time a friend of mine shit into a cup and then placed said cup in front of the heat dish in another friend’s room that was passed out. That room was ripe in the morning.
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why did it take 3 of them to do it, that’s what I don’t get…pull that shit (literally) in a friend”s house, not in public. what were they going to do, go back there and smell it later and giggle? morons.
I’m a heavy sleeper.
Mr Wonka, you are an egg for leaving such a stupid comment. Go on get out of here!