Well, ol’ Mitch is down in Vegas participating in some bachelor party debauchery (losing money, drinking beers, and hopefully witnessing some motor boatin’ of some sort), so I get the honor of posting the Afternoon Links on this glorious Friday.

Today we find out that the New Kids On The Block are getting back together, Jessica Simpson is into crotch rubbing bi-sexual men, and (bonus) we found Florida’s Rocky Mountains.

• Lindsay Looks For Leftover Coke (Celeb)
• You Wanna Be The Meat In A Hot Chick Sandwich (Pics)
• A Hot Reason To Watch Friday Night Lights (Pic)
• Perez Hilton Tongued John Mayer (Story)
• The Price Is Right April Fools (Video)
• Not Everything’s Flat In Florida (Pic)
• Saban’s On The Move To Dothan (Sports)
• Hot Or Not 2 Revealed (Pic)
• Chicago’s Earth Day MC (Article)
• Girls of the Villain - Soli Minoli (Pics)
• Not Smart! Vince Young - On Ice - Throwing Shirts (Pic/Article)
• Maria Sharapova & Anna Kournikova In The Same Room (Picture)
• New Kids On The Block Together Again (Video/Story)
• A Few Jokes To Take You Into The Weekend (Jokes)
• Motorcycle Kerfuffle (Video)