Unlike breath fresheners and gum AntiPoleez does not just mask the unwanted odor with heavy mint or fruit sent, it eliminates it and does not leave any other. The unique combination of components work to increase the consumption of odor producing molecules by the epithelium of the mucous coat of the upper respiratory passages resulting in clean, fresh breath.
I love these guys that make a product that is geared to one specific area and then they claim it is not geared to that area. You can’t bullshit a bullshitter. I don’t care how many “Don’t drink and drive” banners you have scrolling on your site you can’t tell me AntiPoleez isn’t geared to people who like to slam a few chardonnays and then get behind the wheel.
For fucks sake the single tube 8 mint pack is called the “Night Out Pack”. Doesn’t sound like you are marketing to some guy that wants to get rid of his onion breath before his after lunch meeting. They trot out the “had a few drinks and don’t want others to know” line. Well guess what dipshit, your breath can smell like a bed of goddamn roses, but your slurred speech is going to give away your drunk ass every time.
All that being said let’s drop $2.99 on a “Night Out Pack”, get shit-bombed, suck down a couple of AntiPoleez and then start checking each others breath.
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