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Big Buck Hunter Safari - I Just Creamed My Jeans

April 4th, 2008 by Mitch Martin · 1 Comment · 16 Views

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I am a huge fan of Big Buck Hunter. I would be afraid to even try to quantify the amount of money I have dumped into Big Buck Hunter machines at bars around the country. I can’t even count the number of mornings I have woken up with a sore left elbow from a night of Terminator style single arm shotgun pumping.

So you can only imagine my excitement when I came across this bad dude. Big Buck Hunter Safari edition. That’s right bitches you get to roam the deserts, savannahs and jungles of Africa hunting down big game like the Gemsbok, Kudu, Sable, Cape Buffalo and Wildebeast. I don’t even know what half that shit is but I can wait to land my first triple Wildebeast.

The only thing standing between me and Wildebeast hunting bliss is the $4875 price tag on this thing. In a bar setting you could probably pay this thing off in under a month, but unfortunately I do not have a bar. I wonder if there is anyway we could get one of these thing shipped out the Tasty Booze headquarters for review?

A few other quick stats:
New Dual Pump-Action Shotguns!
15 New Bonus Rounds!
25 Photo-Realistic, Hi-Definition Habitats!
Over 400 Authentic and Unique 3-D Hunting Scenes !
Up to 4 players can now compete Head-to-Head !
Hunt in the morning, afternoon and evening
Hunt in changing weather like rain, snow and fog

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