Blow Energy Drink

Now that I have your attention, what’s with all the energy drinks that reference cocaine? A few months, or maybe even a year ago, there was a big hoopla over Cocaine (the energy drink). Now there is an energy powder. Yes, you can cut the shit with a credit card, then add it to the beverage of your choice. I wonder what MADD will have to say about Blow Energy. Cocaine (the energy drink) wasn’t even on the market for a minute before it was pulled. When word of Blow Energy reaches the halls of your local high school, I say 2 months before it’s pulled from the market. The coolest part about the “supplement” is that you can buy a VP credit card to use when chopping up lines of the finest Peruvian energy supplement.

I’m all for energy drinks, in fact I’m drinking a redbull right this very minute as I waste away precious study minutes. Nothing better than wasting time on Tastybooze, trying to avoid the stress of upcoming law school exams. I’m going to have to track down some of this blow and write up a review.