“It wasn’t the kind of smack on the butt that replaces a high five or you give your teammate during a baseball game. It reminded me of a porn movie. That’s the kind of butt slap it was.”
Francisco Hernandez is the deputy that should win the award for quote of the year for the above words. What kind of porn is Hernandez watching? I have been involved in some man-on-man ass slaps in my day but none that I would characterize as “porn”. I don’t even know what a man-on-man “porn” style ass slap would look like. Is there anyone that has been watching some dude porn lately and can fill me in? Is there lifting, cupping or do they just say something like “Yeah, you like that”?
Honestly if you read the story it sounds like there had to be something else going one here. You don’t just up and quit a job over one man-on-man ass slap. I think Hernandez was the butt of jokes (pun intended) for a while and the ass slap was the proverbial straw that broke the camels back.
Original Story: Rocky Mountain News
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I’m sure this Hernandez has been looking at the same smut as our friend, Hernandozer. It’s called The Hun and it’s disgusting.
Baba, help him out with an explanation…
@ Mr. Wonka:
Imagine the slapping I do with your sister, it’s probably nothing like that. Does that help?