“I just got out of jail. I’m trying to have fun and whoop some ass.”
Fuck yeah! Why not celebrate your recent release from jail by whacking a bicyclist in the back of the head with a 32″ ice scraper? Kevin Diaz, 19, and his buddies were cruising the mean streets of Madison, WI in an SUV when they decided to start heckling a random bicyclist on the side of the road. Kevin hopped out of the SUV and whacked the guy in the back of the head with an ice scraper. When the bicyclist asked Kevin why he had hit him Kevin dropped the above gem. The three friends tried to chase the bicyclist on foot as he rode away (because chasing a bicyclist in a car is a ridiculous idea) but gave up after they found out a bicyclist travels faster then they can run.
The bicyclist was able to give the cops a good description of the SUV and all three dipshits were arrested a short time later.
