Sure it is early in the week but turning your belly button into an animal’s asshole through the art of tattoo is pretty much a guaranteed win. What the fuck was thing guy thinking? Is that the monkey’s ball sack hanging down off his belly button? How many times has this stupid tattoo cock-blocked this guy? Essentially a self cock-blocking. Of course if he is the kind of guy that would turn his belly button into a monkey’s asshole how many ladies could he be pulling anyway?
Check out the gallery for a couple of other ass clowns that won their Douche Bag of Week title with animal assholes.





















