Yuri Lyalin, a Russian electrician, was out drinking vodka with some co-workers when an argument broke out. One of his co-workers, a watchman, ended up stabbing him in the back with a six inch kitchen knife. Yuri was so goddamn drunk he failed to notice the wound and passed out in the watchman’s office. When he awoke in the morning Yuri took the bus home and then had some leftover sausage before hitting the sack for a little more shut eye. A couple of hours into his nap his wife noticed the knife handle still sticking out of his back and called the ambulance.
Doctors removed the knife which had missed Yuri’s vital organs. Apparently Yuri has no hard feelings towards his co-worker and had this to say.
“We were drinking and what doesn’t happen when you’re drunk?”
Goddamn, Yuri is obviously a wise man. Sage like if you will.
3 responses so far ↓
1 johnmyballs // May 12, 2008 at 6:53 pm
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2 Mitch Martin // May 12, 2008 at 9:17 pm
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3 Standard Hangover + Stab Wound = Worst Hangover Ever // Jun 17, 2008 at 10:30 am
[…] like shit only to find a stab wound in your chest. A couple of months ago we had a story about a Russian who went home and passed out with a knife in his back but I think a chest wound is a whole other […]
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