If you are anything like me then at least three times in your life you have been in a MacGyver type situation and thought to yourself, “Fuck, if I only had five pounds of Silly Putty.” Well good news, now five pounds of Silly Putty can be yours for the low price of only $76.99. You could use this giant block of putty to copy the entire page of funnies from the Sunday paper or make a medicine ball like bouncy ball to throw at your friend. Really, the possibilities are endless.
Why do they even have the little red egg in the picture? Is it just to give some idea of how big a five pound blob of Silly Putty really is? Just in case some dipshit is like, “Shit, I have an empty Silly Putty egg, I could really use some putty. Yeah, I bet five pounds will fit.”
Now that I think about it a five pound brick might be a little excessive. Anybody want to go halvsies?
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