I was sitting at work today, and this thought crossed my mind, “You know what this place needs? A gatt or two!” Well, if I lived in Florida, that could happen!
Backed by the NRA, the so-called “take-your-guns-to-work” measure was passed by the Florida Senate Wednesday and would prohibit business owners from banning guns kept in locked motor vehicles on their private property.
First off, I didn’t know I could legally be fired for this. If I want to keep my sawed-off locked in my Caprice and come out and stroke it during my lunch break, that’s none of my boss’ fucking business. Yes, I might accidentally shoot somebody on company property. Yes, my boss/company might be sued. Yes, I might be tempted to bring it inside if Chip from Accounting is asking too many questions. But that’s my god Florida-given right.
Dickhead bosses in Florida are not sleeping well tonight.
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3 responses so far ↓
1 Mitch Martin // Apr 10, 2008 at 8:32 am
I don’t understand why I am not living in Florida.
2 Baba Ganoush // Apr 10, 2008 at 9:56 am
I bring the gun show to work everyday… (pointing to biceps)
3 Bill Brasky // Apr 10, 2008 at 10:23 am
I wonder if Tim has anything to say about this? Here, I’ll respond to the question…”why”?
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