Florida Teens Are Literally Idiots

by Mitch Martin on April 2, 2008

Teens in Florida believe…

A) Drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV
B) A shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy
C) Smoking marijuana will prevent a person from getting pregnant
D) All of the above

If you guessed D then you are the big winner. Three cheers for abstinence only sex education. Looks like it is really working. Lawmakers in Florida have finally removed their heads from their own asses and are now proposing a bill that would teach teens about such cutting edge medical breakthroughs as condoms, other methods of birth control and disease prevention. Jesus, slow down you don’t won’t to overwhelm them all at once.

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Kalli

I learned all about abstinence and birth control in school and I live in South Florida. I have also learned that people are freaking stupid, and that some people can't be helped. Let them down their dew, and have their idiocy.

Ol' Dirty Curty

God, those kids are dumb! Everyone knows that drinking bleach cures genital warts. DUH!

You need to sniff a Hi-Liter once for every ten pounds of your body weight while pinching your left testi to prevent HIV.

Bill Brasky

I didn't know there was another option besides abstinence?

SteadyEddy

They need to teach more then abstinence. maybe basic science skills. I really hope thats not true.

bleach is good for curing skid marks... forever.. Im not going to getin into details of how to use..

just think turkey bastor..

hiro

Seriously, though, how do you just NOT SEE condoms anywhere? Like, how do you honestly never get word-of-mouth or see them hanging on racks in-store, or anything?!

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