“Hung” opens on a man who was once a high school sports legend, but is now plodding along in middle age as a struggling father and high school basketball coach. His luck begins to change, however, when he figures out a way to use his best asset.

This same basic story was great when it was a movie called Boogie Nights. I can only hope at some point he refers to his bedroom as his “dojo”. What is this guy going to do with his big dick that is suddenly going to turn his life around? I can think of three basic story lines:

A) Basic Joe Schmoe becomes porn star.
B) He starts banging all the bored house wives around town.
C) He let’s people pay him to do lines off his boner.

Chance are that it is probably going to be either A or B. I think it will probably be A, but instead of just a standard film porn star this guy will become an internet sensation. Either way I can’t wait to watch the first episode and be disappointed. Will this be HBO’s first foray into full frontal male nudity? I mean it can center an entire TV show around a dick and then not show said dick.

Original Story: Variety

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