Warning: Consuming Entire Box of Wine Not Recommended
No shit. Anyone with common sense knows that you are supposed to split the box of wine with a friend. We used to do this all the time in college with Franzia (generally the Chillable Red). We used to call it a “box of game” and two guys would split the box.
This story came about because a man in Bremerton, WA was found passed out in the hallway of a hotel with a “fruity” smell. After the hotel staff managed to wake the man he told them not to call the police and then stumbled back to his room. When the cops arrived they found him passed out on the bed with an empty box of wine on the table. Medics ended up taking the man to the hospital for intoxication.
If he had a buddy to share his box of game with, this probably never would have happened.
