Yes, you read that correctly. Seems that a guy in New Zealand decided to toss a hedgehog at someone in a fight. Seriously, you couldn’t find a rock or something? At least throw one of the bazillion sheep they got down there. That could do some damage at least.
A police department spokesperson said, “People often get charged with assault for throwing things at other people,” though the weapon was admittedly a little uncommon. That’s like arresting OJ and saying, “Hey, people commit murder all the time, although a world class athlete/famous actor doing it is a little uncommon.”
The guy now faces up to 5 years in prison and up to 2 weeks of late night punchlines.
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You have got to give the attacker props in the creativity department.
“(who was evidently all out of boomerangs)”
That’s Australia, not New Zealand, jackass.
Put another shrimp on the barbie…
I figured the Maori must have used them as well, but I guess not. I have changed the post to more accurately denigrate New Zealanders.
Hey Croc Hunter, go nit pick somewhere else. The little details don’t matter to us, biznatch