Yes, you read that correctly. Seems that a guy in New Zealand decided to toss a hedgehog at someone in a fight. Seriously, you couldn’t find a rock or something? At least throw one of the bazillion sheep they got down there. That could do some damage at least.
A police department spokesperson said, “People often get charged with assault for throwing things at other people,” though the weapon was admittedly a little uncommon. That’s like arresting OJ and saying, “Hey, people commit murder all the time, although a world class athlete/famous actor doing it is a little uncommon.”
The guy now faces up to 5 years in prison and up to 2 weeks of late night punchlines.
Read the original story here.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Mitch Martin // Apr 7, 2008 at 3:54 pm
You have got to give the attacker props in the creativity department.
2 Crocodile Hunter's Ghost // Apr 7, 2008 at 5:19 pm
“(who was evidently all out of boomerangs)”
That’s Australia, not New Zealand, jackass.
Put another shrimp on the barbie…
3 Mr. Wonka // Apr 7, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I figured the Maori must have used them as well, but I guess not. I have changed the post to more accurately denigrate New Zealanders.
4 Ol Dirty Curty // Apr 7, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Hey Croc Hunter, go nit pick somewhere else. The little details don’t matter to us, biznatch
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