If you were running for the President of the United States, who are a couple of people you would rather not have endorse you? Hmmm. How about Heidi Montag of The Hills and Kim Kardashian of absolutely nothing. Ya that sounds about right. Although I suppose they do bring in the “awful person who thinks she’s really hot” and “amateur porn star” vote, respectively. Unfortunately, those constituency groups often times tend to overlap (see Paris Hilton), limiting there impact.
Kim: “I had dinner with him [Obama] once, and he just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.” Yes, good pick up on the motto my dear. Although you forgot the other part about taxing the hell out of people just like you! But wait, Kim had dinner with Obama? Oh I see, it turns out she was attending an event where he was speaking and they happened to serve food. Ya that sounds like an intimate one on one. I, on the other hand, have had dinner with my heroes Ken Griffey Jr and Alex Rodriquez because I ate a pretzel at a Seattle Mariners baseball game in 1998. It was delightful. The topper here though is that Kim gave her endorsement to the media while attending ex-con Joe Francis’ Girls Gone Wild party. Well done.
Heidi: “I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.” On the one hand, I am forced by nature to automatically despise and disagree with everything this woman says or does. But on the other hand, at least she appears to know when not to talk about something I can’t imagine she knows anything about. However, this one all goes to hell when McCain is asked to comment on his latest endorsement. “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of ‘The Hills,’ especially since the new season started.” Really? Really?? This is getting worse than the candidates appearances on WWE Monday Night Raw last week.
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1 Hottest Girls of Myspace - Today's Best - Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape and The British Grid Girls Holding Poles | // Apr 29, 2008 at 1:01 pm
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2 Mitch Martin // Apr 29, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Can these girls even name all the candidates in the race?
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