You have got to love the piss drunk stumble to the first available pass out spot.
A homeowner came down stairs at about 3:15 a.m. Sunday morning and found a 16 year old passed out on his couch and covered with vomit. Apparently the man had left his back door unlocked and the drunkard had stumbled in thinking it was his friends house. The cops were called and they removed the teen from the house. He will be charged with third degree criminal trespass.
This story very closely resembles a stunt that one of my buddies pulled in college. He came home from the bar wasted one night and stumbled past our friends third floor apartment and entered the fourth floor apartment of four girls where he demolished a half gallon of ice cream and then passed out on their couch. He was awoken, still cuddling the half gallon of ice cream, by a police officer poking him with a night stick who said and I quote, “Ah boy, you done pissed yourself.” Luckily my buddy was able to leave the apartment light on dignity and self respect but without any criminal charges.
