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April 12th, 2008 by Ol Dirty Curty · 1 Comment · 1 Views

The price certain publications will pay for exclusive photo rights to celebrities’ babies has skyrocketed in recent years. In March, J-Lo and Marc Anthony reportedly raked in $6 million from People magazine for the first pics of their twins. Brad and Angelina already have pulled in over $7 million for their children, and now are expected to haul $10 million for their upcoming twin set.

If I got paid $6-10 million every time my lady and I had a baby, I would have more kids than a god damn polygamist. That’s all I’m sayin’.

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  • 1 Mr. Wonka // Apr 12, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    I feel like People should at least pay for the abortions I’ve caused if they’re dropping millions on celeb babies…

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