Although you may think our support of Kristy Lee Cook is some kind of lame April Fools joke, the joke is on you, because Kristy Lee Cook is the best thing to happen to this season of American Idol.
Tonight the TastyBooze sponsored KLC will join the rest of the cast in singing Dolly Parton songs. Dolly, a.k.a. Big Boobs McGee, will be the guest host/star on this week’s Idol, helping the contestants with her songs and coaching them. That is, if her breasts don’t get in the way.
Kristy Lee already has a bit of country in her voice, so the Dolly Parton theme week might play right into her hands. Especially because I see some of the other contestants struggling in this genre. Rumor on the street is that KLC will be performing second and singing “Two Doors Down.” I’m not really familiar with Dolly’s work, but apparently this song is about Dolly going down the hallway of her hotel and crashing a party two doors down. Imagine if Dolly and KLC showed up at your hotel rager…you know it’s gonna be a party!
Remember, get those phones warmed up for calling and texting in your votes!
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how old is that chick 12?
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