Who doesn’t have a sex tape these days? You aint shit unless you got one.

A New York businessman recently purchased a sex tape that allegedly depicts Marilyn Monroe, on her knees, giving a BJ to an unidentified man. The 15 minute film, shot in the 1950’s, was sold for 1.5 million dollars to a purchaser that vows to keep it out of public view.

This film has been on the DL for years. Apparently, former FBI Director, Herbert Hoover knew about it and believed the man in the film to be either Robert or John Kennedy. Hoover assigned a nine-man crew to watch the movie repeatedly to try to gather evidence against one of the brothers. That should be put on the list of ‘Greatest Jobs Ever’, watching porn for clues!

“Um, I didn’t see anything that time. Rewind it Bill. Actually can the rest of you leave the room this go-round. I am more perceptive when… alone.”

I want to see this “graphic” video. Monroe was a definite hottie, but a true around-the-block-er. If it could be either of two brothers in a sex tape with you, you are, at the very least, a border-line ho.

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