I wish I was making this up but K-Y thinks they can save your relationship with their new his and her lube. This isn’t your grandma’s tube of K-Y this is some new fancy ass shit to really help those relationships that are going through a rough patch.
With the nation’s divorce rate hovering around 50%, there is clearly a need for couples to better connect,” declares a news release from K-Y Brand personal lubricants. The man uses a blue lubricant containing a substance that is “invigorating.” The woman uses a purple lubricant providing a sensation that is “thrilling.” And when the two mix? A new sensation “ignites” between the two of them.
Yeah this has got to end well. They are marketing lube to people that would rather “ignite” each others faces with their fists. I already feel bad for the first guy that brings this home in hopes that it will help the situation. Two people that are one good argument away from a knife fight aren’t going to want to lube each other up no matter how “invigorating” or “thrilling” it is.
If you want “invigorating” buy a fucking bar of Zest, at least that way it will be useful once she boots you out of the house. There is nothing wrong with masturbating but it is just flat out sad to masturbate with the couples lube you bought to fix your relationship.
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Mitch Martin is about as funny as a Dominoes commercial guest starring the lead singer of the band from the freecreditreport.com ads.
Nice! So I am pretty funny, right?
How would you even bring that up?
“Honey, I know you hate me but, maybe if you let me Eff you in the ass with this new lube we could stay together.”