That is the kind of mullet that would generally win a Douche Bag of the Week title but the kid is only 3 so I am going to give him a pass. Let’s be honest that hair is the parents’ fault. No 3 year old understands the social consequences of rolling around town with a hairdo that says, “Business up front, party in rear.”
Frankly I don’t know what is more suprising.
1) Three-year-old Brady Arneson rocking one of the finest mullets I have ever seen.
2) Minnesota has a statewide mullet contest.
3) Brady won first place in said Minnesota Mullet Contest.
4) Brady’s older brother won first place in the mullet contest back in 2005.
The Arneson house is just a championship mullet machine. I bet they have to trim and brush their mullets nightly to keep in prime contest condition. Sure this little bastard is sitting on top of the world right now but he is going to be in a world of hurt when Mama Arneson busts out these photos to show his college girlfriend.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Ol' Dirty Curty // Apr 30, 2008 at 5:48 pm
That mullet is so big it’s making him fall backwards.
2 Baba Ganoush // Apr 30, 2008 at 6:08 pm
With the internet today, this kid has no hope… this mullet is going to follow him the rest of his life. He may as well give up now and become a mullet enthusiast for the rest of this life. His parents can save any winnings for his therapy.
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4 College? // May 4, 2008 at 3:31 am
You actually think this kids going to go to college?
5 Myspace Quiz // May 4, 2008 at 8:05 pm
This is the type of kid who needs a slap stick bracelet and a chain on his wallet
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