Border Patrol agents may soon use paintballs to defend themselves against smugglers along the border due to an increase in violence.
Is it just me or does something seem wrong with the above statement? There is more violence along the U.S. / Mexico border so the answer is to purchase 1,000 paintball guns? I understand the need for non-lethal force but is this really the best solution they could come up with? I would bet most of us have been hit by a paintball and while it stings I really don’t think it is going to stop a person that is determined to get into the U.S..
“Shit, sorry guys. Guess we can’t hop the fence today they have those goddamn paintball guns that sting like a bitch.”
Somehow I don’t really see the above happening. However, I do see a bunch of bored ass Border Patrol officers spending more time dicking off and shooting paintballs at each other.





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1 Steve // Apr 25, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Dude, the cops have come up with a paintball thats full of teargas, you get hit in the fuckin’ forhead/chest with a bunch of those, who knows
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