He always wore a cricket box, because you can tell a child 100 jokes but there is none as funny as punching a clown in the nuts.
Goddamnit, isn’t that truth. For anyone that is confused I am pretty sure a “cricket box” is a sport cup.
Let’s be honest it isn’t just kids that find nut shots funny. America’s Funniest Home Videos hasn’t been on for 19 seasons because people like to see dogs and cats do silly things; it is because everyone is waiting to see a Dad take a wiffle ball bat in the ball sack.
The article is about an upcoming documentary being shown in Britain about how shitty being a clown for a living actually is.
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I once threw a perfect curve ball. It went over my dad’s mitt, broke straight down, and nailed him square in the junk. He had to crawl back to the house.
That’s when I realized what ‘funny’ was.
Also, Ol Dirty’s Biggest Fears
1) Sharks
2) Girls Named Amber
3) Going to Prison
4) Clowns