For all of you that are under the legal drinking age of 21 let me pass on this little nugget of wisdom. If you a pissing along the side of the road and a cop stops to ask you what you are doing admitting that you “just drank a bunch of beers” is not the best response.
So, how does an under age kid dumb enough to admit that he just drank a bunch of beers totally redeem himself by busting out this excuse for his slurred speech?
“his dentist advised him his mouth was too big for his tongue,”
The kid really dicked up a gem of an excuse. That is one of the those excuses that sounds so ridiculous that it would probably work. He already copped to drinking the beers so there is no reason to try an justify the slurred speech. Now had he admitted to drinking a bunch of Gatorade and then dropped the dentist excuse he might have avoided getting arrested on suspicion of drinking under age.
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if your mouth were too big for your tongue, you should be able to talk pretty well, I think his drunk ass got it backwards…further blowing what should be at least a possibly functional excuse…
that’s like saying, “that parking spot’s too big, I can’t park there.”