Bitten and Bound has posted a little article saying that rumors of a Shakira sex tape are “running rampant.” Probably just as rampant as they were running for Lindsay Lohan a couple weeks ago, which of course never surfaced. Sure both might have sex tapes somewhere…if they will ever hit the Internets, we’ll see.

Honestly, if you’ve seen some of Shakira’s music videos or performances, I think you should have a pretty good idea of what her sex tape is going to look like. Not to mention the fact that those videos will probably look better than a shitty sex tape. There’s also the fact that she’s been with her boyfriend for more than seven years…Come on, dude, sack up! It’s Shakira damn it!

Until the real tape surfaces, this should suffice: