You can bet your sweet ass I have already pre-ordered this on Amazon. If the Uzi and the ponytail in the cover art aren’t enough to sell you then the book description should be able to seal the deal.
Now, finally, Vern is ready to unleash his magnum opus: an in-depth study of the world’s only aikido instructor turned movie star/director/writer/blues guitarist/energy drink inventor — the ass-kicking auteur Steven Seagal. From Above the Law to his Mountain Dew commercials, his entire career is covered in Vern’s inimitable style.
As Vern himself puts it, Seagalogy is “a book that will shake the very foundations of film criticism, break their wrists and then throw them through a window.”
Here is my question. If Seagal is the only aikido instructor, who taught him? Did Seagal kill him after receiving his blackbelt? Maybe being an aikido instructor is like being the Highlander and there can be only one.
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and of course he writes for aintitcool.com
I’m telling you, it’s a must-read site!
STEVEN SEAGAL IS GOD!
The lil’ Frenchman - Naw!
The Texan - Naw!
Eastwood’s hung up his pistols!
John Wayne took his last ride!
I Repeat STEVEN SEAGAL IS GOD!