That was the three-step process for a 29-year-old Californian man. A family left their car running while it was in the driveway, the man stole the car and parked it just around the corner in another driveway. In an attempt to go from crook to Good Samaritan, the man returned to the scene and told the owner he had stolen the car and he would lead her to the car.
The women’s kids and the cops had beat them to it, however, and as a result, the man realized he was about to get arrested and turned on the crazy:
The man then started hollering at the police, told them they were devil worshippers and pushed one of the officers who was investigating.
Was this just a practical joke gone bad? I mean, sometimes I’ve walked by a car “warming up” in someone’s driveway and have that split second though of, “Free ride to work” or “Joy ride!” Luckily I am not fucking insane.
Original Story: The Whig Standard.





















