Who is hotter: Heidi Klum or Keira Knightly? Tiger’s wife or Adrian Lima?
Answers: Heidi and Tiger’s wife (she has a twin… ha-what!?)
Do you think Anna Kournikova is played out and crusty?
Answer: Yes.
Is Heidi Montag hot or just a rich would-be trashy skank surrounded by young, tasty chicks that like to get naked?
Answer: I hate that yotch.
Has Danica Patrick been dethroned as the hottest woman ever to drive slow fast by Ashley Force?
Answer: Eat Danica’s ass Ashley.
Is Miss Teen South Carolina dumber than a tard version of Keanu Reeves?
Answer: Yes.
Do I care?
Answer: Did you say something?
If you like hot women and ranking them from hotter-to-HAYOT, get your picks in to the Bigger Dance and join the Tasty Booze league. The winner of the entire contest gets a trip to any sporting event in the world.
Go to the official Bigger Dance intra-net page, login, make your picks, and click the Office Pools tab.
Enter:
Pool Name: TastyBooze.com
Password: tastybooze
We’ll be doing regular updates on the winning ladies, and J Diggles will give the TastyBooze.com pool winner a signed copy of his book, Screw Some Bitches: A How To Guide. It’s a quick, yet enticing read.
The Bigger Dance begins this Thursday. See you on the court.
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I have a good feeling about this dance. I think I can take it.