Okay, let’s see what we have here:
1 - Rock Band guitar
1 - Guitar Hero III guitar
1 - semi-automatic machine gun with a plastic banana clip
3 - .38 caliber revolvers
1 - 9mm Baretta
1 - Glock
1 - Luger
12 to 15 - boxes of ammo
11 - spare magazines
1 - maybe a set of sais, or some beat down sticks
1 - Colt .45 (in his hand)
1 - fuckin’ wacky dude in his undies who likes to rock out and shoot shit
Obviously this is the Greatest Man Alive.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Mitch Martin // Apr 25, 2008 at 12:06 pm
You forgot to include 1 sweet ass futon.
I would to know what the thought process behind setting up this photoshoot was.
2 Mr. Wonka // Apr 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm
he needs a frosty beer and a sandwich to be the greatest alive, in my book…
3 Zip Goshboots // Apr 26, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Where’s the picture of Rush Limbaugh?
4 Ol Dirty Curty // Apr 27, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Add to the list:
2 - sets of inner-thigh chafing
You think this is from his eharmony profile?
5 Roachman // Apr 29, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Obviously, the leading qualification (yet amazingly overlooked so far) is the full-on, comb over, ringlet curl Kentucky waterfall mullet.
One rarely encounters such a well developed and mature specimen in the wild.
The Ron Jeremy body hair is a nice touch as well.
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