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Why It’s Confusing To Be A Guy

by Ol Dirty Curty on April 11, 2008

So, these two women are computer generated ‘averages’ of faces of females wanting either to have a long meaningful relationship, or a one-night-stand.

Which face is which you ask? Does it matter? They look the fucking same!!!

The study, authored by Lynda Boothroyd and published in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior, was based on the responses of 700 men and women who were shown pictures of people in their early twenties.

Women are god-damn baffling enough. Now it’s a scientific fact that there is no way to tell if she wants to come back to the pad for a quickie or head to the Shane Company for a rock.

Also, according to the findings, men are more likely to obviously display the characteristics of our intention. Really? No shit? Is that because I’m drooling and have my hand down my pants?

FYI, the chick on the right is the one that’s more likely to be down for a one-night-stand. She looks a little hotter now doesn’t she?

If she randomly looks like your sister, I am sorry… and have her email me.

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Mitch Martin April 11, 2008 at 8:59 am

I thought it was pretty obvious that the one on the right is the bang-maid looking for a one night stand.

Baba Ganoush April 11, 2008 at 1:18 pm

Thank god it’s the one on the right ready to get down. The girl on the left is obviously a fatty!

Mr. Wonka April 11, 2008 at 5:42 pm

both of them have alien hair. and that’s hot…

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