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Traumatize A Kid In 30 Seconds Flat

April 15th, 2008 by Mitch Martin · 3 Comments · 10 Views

789  x spongebobthermometer Traumatize A Kid In 30 Seconds Flat Need to take a temperature rectally and have a hankering to hear the SpongeBob theme song? Problem solved. The marketing geniuses over at Disney and BD have come up with the SpongeBob digital thermometer. Yes, the thermometer does play the SpongeBob theme song once the temperature taking process has been completed. I can guarantee you SpongeBob will never be the same for the kid that has SpongeBob enter his ass for a temperature reading. The kid will be clenching his ass cheeks every time he hears the SpongeBob theme song for the rest of his life.

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Ol Dirty Curty // Apr 15, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    I clench my ass cheeks whenever I hear that song anyway.

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  • 3 FrankTheTank // Apr 15, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Funny, the Amazon page doesn’t list “rectal” as one of the prescribed uses, but the BD page does.

    Apparently, AMZN doesn’t feel that it’s customers should be subjected to that…

    Do people even do rectal thermometer readings anymore?

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