If the standard thrust just isn’t quite getting the job done like it used to it might be time to add a little vibration to your game. If you decide that you are going to venture into the unknown (at least for me) world of vibrating cock rings you might as well go with a name that you A) recognize and B) has been protecting dicks for the better part of 87 years. I have a hard enough time buying condoms in the grocery store so you can bet your sweet ass I am not going to be walking up to the register of my local Safeway with a cock ring anytime soon. Thankfully the #1 seller of shit on the internet, Amazon, has this little piece of Trojan ingenuity for sale which means delivery. The Amazon product description has the following to say:
Designed to enhance the intimate pleasure of both partners. Safely powered by a small battery enclosed in a soft rubber casing Lasts up to 20 minutes Raised dots add increased pleasure May be used with or without condom
I am a little nervous about having anything electrical strapped to my dick especially when it doesn’t have some kind of emergency quick release mechanism. However at $8.95 with a 20 minute battery life that should bring the cost per use down to about $1.79 which isn’t bad.
There have only been 4 customer reviews submitted to Amazon so far and they seem to be all over the board from 5 stars to 1 star. A reviewer that goes by S. “strap” was the only reviewer to give it a 1 star rating and had this to say.
The small battery has been deemed to be safe…au contraire. There was a problem with the battery and the soft rubber casing wore through…it shocked my junk.
At first this directly played on my fears of having something electrical strapped to my dick but then I realized he must have been doing something wrong. My limited knowledge of the cock ring is that it stays pretty much stationary so I don’t see how you could wear through it. Sounds to me like S. “strap” was doing a solo review without any lube.
So in the end I am think I am going to have to go two pack.
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