Drunken cleverness never really ceases to amaze me. I went in to take a piss at a local watering hole called The Attic on Saturday night and came across this genius piece of vandalism. See how he cleverly changed “Kountry” to “Kunt” by using a sharpie.
After the initial chuckle and check to make sure I didn’t piss on myself I had the following thought. Who the fuck is rolling around at the bar with a sharpie in their pocket? Never once have I felt the need to carry a felt tip pen out to the bar with me. Maybe they are a Boy Scout who just wants to be prepared should a pass out / flagging situation arise. There is nothing worse than not being able to find a sharpie when there is a passed out drunk who needs the inside of their ears colored in. The more logical explanation is that this was probably a premeditated act of douche baggery. After seeing the sign one night he probably returned later armed with a sharpie to execute the plan.
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if it were pre-meditated wouldn’t the douche have returned with a blue marker?
but then again…it is a douchebag.