Nothing jams up a nice mustache ride like a scraggly mustache with prickly hairs pointing off in all directions. Cue the mustache comb necklace. I would say that $120 is a small price to pay for knowing that you can instantly have the finest groomed mustache at the party anytime the “Free mustache rides!” call goes out.
This thing is so bad ass I think I am going to start growing my mustache today. I mean it would be silly to wear this around my neck without an actual mustache to comb.
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1 GeologyJoe // Apr 18, 2008 at 10:17 am
…and I just shaved my winter face too, damn!
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