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Why You Don’t Take Your Kids To The Zoo

by Mike Honcho on April 23, 2008

This little guy obviously thinks he’s a squirrel, cause he’s got a mouthful of nuts. I gotta say, until I saw these pictures, I was unaware of how popular the blow job is on Animal Planet.

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  • Honch, where the hell did you find this. Gold.
  • Ol Dirty Curty
    Two guys are walking down the street and they see a dog in the park licking his crotch.

    One guy says,"I wish I could do that."

    The other guy says, "Don't you think you should pet him first?"
  • Ol' Dirty Curty
    I have actually looked through all of these now and there are too many comments to make. I am overwhelmed.
  • Jim
    "The other guy says, “Don’t you think you should pet him first?”"

    Sad. The punchline is "pet him a while and maybe he'll let you."

    The way you told it, it makes no sense.
  • Ben
    "Sad. The punchline is “pet him a while and maybe he’ll let you.”

    The way you told it, it makes no sense."

    So jokes a written in stone somewhere are they Jim? I fail to see why you have the inability to make sense of the way Ol Dirty phrased it. Made perfect sense and conveys exactly the same meaning if you ask me.
  • The variation that I always heard was:

    Q: Why does a dog lay around and lick his nuts?

    A: Because he CAN!!!

    Great pics too. :)
  • We all learn all this tricks from animals. Whatever animals do, we try to ape or copy. Now this not good to take ur children to a zoo . Good to learn new trick
  • This monkey needs to eat.
    Please give him some food already :-).
  • For God's sake give that monkey a pacifier or something
  • The faces on the monkey's who are getting blowjobs are PRICELESS. Reminds me of myself :)
  • Thneeku Ramachandran
    Ben, you are a nerd. Admit it.
  • I guess it's time to start going to yoga again.
  • Anytime I go to the zoo theres always some animal in mating season.
    http://flickr.com/photos/23761100@N02/238483838...
  • We saw a chimp whacking off at the zoo on thursday!
  • Phreqd
    Wow Robin, you seem very excited about that. I bet when you got home, you jumped your husband...
  • I always heard the punchline as, "I'd try petting him first to see if he bites..."

    Curty got it fine, I think "Jim" must be FrankTheTank
  • @Mr. Wonka

    I did a little research and it appears that Jim is not FrankTheTank.

    Unless of course FrankTheTank picked up some kind of intern or apprentice.
  • This picture reminds me of the two elephants and they look like they are 69ing
  • Al Meskunas
    Ever hear of "maountain oysters" ??
  • Josh
    "Baitin', go away!"
  • Curtis Bob
    Ouch.
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