This little guy obviously thinks he’s a squirrel, cause he’s got a mouthful of nuts. I gotta say, until I saw these pictures, I was unaware of how popular the blow job is on Animal Planet.
Why You Don’t Take Your Kids To The Zoo
April 23rd, 2008 by Mike Honcho · 25 Comments
Tags: Animals · Humor · Pictures · Wildlife
25 responses so far ↓
1 J Diggles // Apr 23, 2008 at 10:40 am
Honch, where the hell did you find this. Gold.
2 Ol Dirty Curty // Apr 23, 2008 at 11:30 am
Two guys are walking down the street and they see a dog in the park licking his crotch.
One guy says,”I wish I could do that.”
The other guy says, “Don’t you think you should pet him first?”
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4 Ol' Dirty Curty // Apr 23, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I have actually looked through all of these now and there are too many comments to make. I am overwhelmed.
5 Jim // Apr 23, 2008 at 10:35 pm
“The other guy says, “Don’t you think you should pet him first?””
Sad. The punchline is “pet him a while and maybe he’ll let you.”
The way you told it, it makes no sense.
6 Ben // Apr 23, 2008 at 11:15 pm
“Sad. The punchline is “pet him a while and maybe he’ll let you.”
The way you told it, it makes no sense.”
So jokes a written in stone somewhere are they Jim? I fail to see why you have the inability to make sense of the way Ol Dirty phrased it. Made perfect sense and conveys exactly the same meaning if you ask me.
7 RotoRooter // Apr 24, 2008 at 1:35 am
The variation that I always heard was:
Q: Why does a dog lay around and lick his nuts?
A: Because he CAN!!!
Great pics too.
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9 Afrodream 'n' beaded sandals // Apr 24, 2008 at 4:00 am
We all learn all this tricks from animals. Whatever animals do, we try to ape or copy. Now this not good to take ur children to a zoo . Good to learn new trick
10 Maxim Pella // Apr 24, 2008 at 5:35 am
This monkey needs to eat.
Please give him some food already :-).
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13 Wardog Marine // Apr 24, 2008 at 9:49 am
For God’s sake give that monkey a pacifier or something
14 Jordan // Apr 24, 2008 at 9:50 am
The faces on the monkey’s who are getting blowjobs are PRICELESS. Reminds me of myself
15 Thneeku Ramachandran // Apr 24, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Ben, you are a nerd. Admit it.
16 I am DRUNK // Apr 24, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I guess it’s time to start going to yoga again.
17 Adam // Apr 24, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Anytime I go to the zoo theres always some animal in mating season.
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19 Robin // Apr 26, 2008 at 2:36 pm
We saw a chimp whacking off at the zoo on thursday!
20 Phreqd // Apr 26, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Wow Robin, you seem very excited about that. I bet when you got home, you jumped your husband…
21 Mr. Wonka // Apr 28, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I always heard the punchline as, “I’d try petting him first to see if he bites…”
Curty got it fine, I think “Jim” must be FrankTheTank
22 Mitch Martin // Apr 28, 2008 at 4:44 pm
@Mr. Wonka
I did a little research and it appears that Jim is not FrankTheTank.
Unless of course FrankTheTank picked up some kind of intern or apprentice.
23 Beer Quiz // Apr 30, 2008 at 10:30 pm
This picture reminds me of the two elephants and they look like they are 69ing
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25 Al Meskunas // May 5, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Ever hear of “maountain oysters” ??
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