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Why You Don’t Take Your Kids To The Zoo

by Mike Honcho on April 23, 2008

This little guy obviously thinks he’s a squirrel, cause he’s got a mouthful of nuts. I gotta say, until I saw these pictures, I was unaware of how popular the blow job is on Animal Planet.

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{ 21 comments… read them below or add one }

J Diggles April 23, 2008 at 10:40 am

Honch, where the hell did you find this. Gold.

Ol Dirty Curty April 23, 2008 at 11:30 am

Two guys are walking down the street and they see a dog in the park licking his crotch.

One guy says,”I wish I could do that.”

The other guy says, “Don’t you think you should pet him first?”

Ol' Dirty Curty April 23, 2008 at 4:54 pm

I have actually looked through all of these now and there are too many comments to make. I am overwhelmed.

Jim April 23, 2008 at 10:35 pm

“The other guy says, “Don’t you think you should pet him first?””

Sad. The punchline is “pet him a while and maybe he’ll let you.”

The way you told it, it makes no sense.

Ben April 23, 2008 at 11:15 pm

“Sad. The punchline is “pet him a while and maybe he’ll let you.”

The way you told it, it makes no sense.”

So jokes a written in stone somewhere are they Jim? I fail to see why you have the inability to make sense of the way Ol Dirty phrased it. Made perfect sense and conveys exactly the same meaning if you ask me.

RotoRooter April 24, 2008 at 1:35 am

The variation that I always heard was:

Q: Why does a dog lay around and lick his nuts?

A: Because he CAN!!!

Great pics too. :)

Afrodream 'n' beaded sandals April 24, 2008 at 4:00 am

We all learn all this tricks from animals. Whatever animals do, we try to ape or copy. Now this not good to take ur children to a zoo . Good to learn new trick

Maxim Pella April 24, 2008 at 5:35 am

This monkey needs to eat.
Please give him some food already :-).

Wardog Marine April 24, 2008 at 9:49 am

For God’s sake give that monkey a pacifier or something

Jordan April 24, 2008 at 9:50 am

The faces on the monkey’s who are getting blowjobs are PRICELESS. Reminds me of myself :)

Thneeku Ramachandran April 24, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Ben, you are a nerd. Admit it.

I am DRUNK April 24, 2008 at 1:20 pm

I guess it’s time to start going to yoga again.

Adam April 24, 2008 at 1:37 pm

Anytime I go to the zoo theres always some animal in mating season.
http://flickr.com/photos/23761100@N02/2384838380/in/set-72157604363121570/

Robin April 26, 2008 at 2:36 pm

We saw a chimp whacking off at the zoo on thursday!

Phreqd April 26, 2008 at 8:03 pm

Wow Robin, you seem very excited about that. I bet when you got home, you jumped your husband…

Mr. Wonka April 28, 2008 at 4:31 pm

I always heard the punchline as, “I’d try petting him first to see if he bites…”

Curty got it fine, I think “Jim” must be FrankTheTank

Mitch Martin April 28, 2008 at 4:44 pm

@Mr. Wonka

I did a little research and it appears that Jim is not FrankTheTank.

Unless of course FrankTheTank picked up some kind of intern or apprentice.

Beer Quiz April 30, 2008 at 10:30 pm

This picture reminds me of the two elephants and they look like they are 69ing

Al Meskunas May 5, 2008 at 5:04 pm

Ever hear of “maountain oysters” ??

Josh June 11, 2008 at 10:53 pm

“Baitin’, go away!”

Curtis Bob January 5, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Ouch.

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