I know a lot of crazy assholes do a lot of stupid shit to become popular on the internet (why?). In fact, last night, after the newest South Park aired, Patton Oswalt (King of Queens, Reno 911) was on Lewis Black’s “Root of All Evil” talking about how effed up the internet (in particular YouTube) is making civilization. He called it the YouTube Effect, and I couldn’t agree more. The only difference between ol’ Patton and I, however, is the fact that I really, really enjoy watching these crazy assholes. I mean, c’mon, if I didn’t then you lucky bastards wouldn’t be able to see the comedy gold that the panhandle states provide (most of the rediculous shit I see has to come from Louisana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida). Trust me.
I can’t even tally how many hours I’ve spent in search of funny videos. In fact, at one point a couple months ago I was certain that I’d seen every funny video on the internet. Lucky for me though, this “YouTube Effect” has dumbasses the world over trying new, stupid shit each day, while filming of course, and uploading it on the glorious internet for our viewing pleasure.
Enough with the “theory” of the YouTube Effect. Lets check out what I like to call the YouTube Cause:
And the YouTube Effect:
I think she wins. C’mon, dude. I know you were probably trying to be nice by not hitting her with the cookie sheet, but she really punked you. Man-up.
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I felt worse watching that than the two seconds of “2 girls 1 cup” I saw…
What kind of grown ass man sits there and reads the back of a Kix box?
He deserved the cookie sheet.
Agrizzled. That guy was reading that Kix box like it was the New York Times. And he needs to do better with that girl…sex tape perhaps?