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Questionable Purchase

by Mr. Wonka on May 28, 2008

This is what the guy behind me was buying at the checkout counter the other day. And that was ALL he was buying…

Can you at least get some beer with that? You’re obviously gearing up for a fun night…

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  • Ol Dirty Curty
    Prepping for National Masturbation Day
  • I wonder if he was going to go for a personal best and try to fit the whole pack.
  • Maybe he thought he was grabbing mayo...
  • I don't think that's kosher.
  • FrankTheTank
    I call BS.

    This was clearly YOUR purchase. How else did you get such a clear, well-framed picture with out "the guy behind you" asking you to stop?
  • Wonka is pretty sneaky with his camera phone...ba-lee-dat
  • anon
    I call BS too but it's not that great of a photo and it could be cropped
  • Ol Dirty Curty
    If Wonka was buying this, it was for Frank's birthday present.
  • @FrankTheTank

    You forget that Wonka has only a lowly blackberry not an awe-inspiring iPhone.

    He can very easily remove it from his pocket, without crowds flocking to him, and snap a photo without anyone noticing.
  • MJ
    You guys have never had a slippy dog? South Florida mainstay. You're missing out.
  • Meg Griffin
    I'm going to pretend you're the New York Knicks.
  • X
    Checkout queues are boring.

    I often group 'interesting' items together when going through a checkout, just to make things awkward.
  • mip
    lmao
  • Buster
    That was MY purchase! WTF? I don't know what you think I was planning on doing with that stuff but it was nothing weird. It was just for our Church's Youth Weekend campout. Our pastor asked me to pick that stuff up... said it was a for a contest we were going to be having. Some hide and seek thing. I dunno.
  • Travis
    @Mitch Martin

    You forget the awe-inspiring iPhone has one of the worst cameras ever to exist, even if crowds didn't flock to the iPhone the picture would look like shit.

    I call BS as well though, that's nearly a straight on shot. Either A) you asked the guy if you could take that picture or B) that purchase is entirely yours.
  • @Travis

    it's not like I took out a goddamn tripod. maybe you guys don't know how to take quick camera phone pictures without doing a little dance and making siren sounds, but some of us have some ninja skill with the blackberry pearl.
  • fromexperience
    you can put all the vaselin on the franks but it wouldn't work. they're too mushy you should go use some pepperoni sticks instead.
  • Apparently he isn't into buns.

    Did he ask how long it would take to freeze the hotdogs enough to shove them in a tight hole?
  • hardy in the desert
    oh he's into buns but he likes to soak them in
    water, rumor has it that kobayashi coats his mouth
    with vaseline
  • Guess he's not the butch...
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