Beer Review Friday - Lumpy Gravy

While not appealing in name, Lumpy Gravy is a good spring/summer brown ale that smells heavily of malts and chocolate. Smooth on the throat and pleasant on the taste buds, Gravy is refreshing and not too hoppy. Gravy comes from the fabulous Lagunitas Brewing Company, makers of the slap you in the mouth Maximus. Like everything LBC makes, this beer is delightful.

The other night I was at a seasonal beer tasting with samples ranging from barley wines to light lagers. Gravy stood out as one of the best with its unique flavors and general pleasantness. In general, people seemed to like the chocolate aftertaste and the nutty slightly sweet initial taste. Needless to say, I liked it so much I recently stole some from my local beer store.

Ok, onto the nitty gritty:

Will people make fun of you for ordering this? No, this beer is the shit. However, telling people you are drinking lumpy gravy is a good way to keep them away from your beer. I’m looking at you Gary.

Will I get drunk? Indeed, at 7.2% ABV this beer will make you feel comfortable with your ragged appearance sooner than later. Thankfully, unlike other high ABV beers this one doesn’t leave your mouth parched after a couple of minutes. I don’t know why, but is doesn’t.

When is the best time to drink Gravy? When you are awake.

Why haven’t I heard of this before: Well, you are a ignorant or stupid. Ignorance can be solved.

What else? Luckily, Lumpy Gravy is served only in 22s and kegs. Thus, you should go get a keg of Gravy, throw a party, and write your own review in the comments section.

Overall, this unique and awesome brown ale has everything you want in a warm weather semi-dark beer. Caramel at the front and the end. Hops that are pleasant, but don’t overpower your throat, allowing you to comfortably imbibe at whatever pace you wish. Plus, it goes real well with sandwiches and burgers. So take this ale out the ball game or something like that.