Best. Beer Pong Table. Ever.

I gotta give some props to these nerds for putting together what appears to be a pretty sweet table. But, let me rain on their parade. These nerds obviously built this thing with the hopes of getting some college pussy. Hence the “Apple Bottom Jeans” song playing. But I failed to see any college sluts playing pong on this. Wait, I didn’t see any fucking pong being played at all. And how the hell are you supposed to play pong in the dark? Did you put LED’s in the friggin cups? No, you didn’t. And since the lights were out, its obvious that you can’t see the LED’s without the lights out. Maybe your professor should have taught you to test your instruments before installing 600 fucking LED’s. So this basically is a pong table built of 2×4’s and plywood with a kick ass paint job, a CD player with sub-grade speakers, and some decent looking ball washers. I bet Mad Mardigan could’ve thrown this sunofabitch together in one weekend. Next time, get a materials engineer on your team, build a collapsable table with some new composite material that will give you a less deviated bounce and will be light weight for transport. That way you can carry the table to where the bitches will be. Its obvious they’re not hanging out in your laboratory. And agreed on the beer. Pong is meant to be played with $14/case domestic beer. Do yourself a favor and actually go buy a case of beer someday. Drinking the stuff is pretty fun and may get you laid.