It’s been a while since we have had a Tasty Booze caption contest, but when I saw this picture yesterday I knew it was time to bring it back. That lucky little 12 year old bastard is Christian Elliott and he is hugging Jayde Nicole, the 2008 Playboy Playmate of the Year. Jayde returned to her home town of Port Perry, Ontario to sign autographs for fans.
Here’s the gig. You leave your best caption for the above photo and next Friday the Tasty Booze staff will pick one lucky winner who will receive a copy of Mario Kart Wii. The only requirement is that you give us a valid email address so that we can email you when you win and get your shipping address. The contest will be open until next Friday and you only get one shot. If you leave 5 comments only the first one is going to count towards winning Mario Kart.
113 responses so far ↓
1 jay // May 16, 2008 at 9:31 am
so thats what it feels like not using your hands. wow… i need to get out more.
2 Jerry Simko // May 16, 2008 at 10:19 am
Dude…I’m going to fill up some tube socks tonight!
3 Mike // May 16, 2008 at 10:55 am
I’ve got such a raging clue!
4 Wikipedia // May 16, 2008 at 11:12 am
“Ouch… don’t hug me so tight, you’re crushing my boner!”
5 Steamy Willy // May 16, 2008 at 11:25 am
Blind and horny, young Christian finally feels what all the fuss is about.
6 Don Chavez // May 16, 2008 at 11:45 am
I wonder if she’ll let me motorboat her
7 Jerod // May 16, 2008 at 11:47 am
I wish i wasnt blind so I could see what her face looks like….
8 RT // May 16, 2008 at 11:55 am
“Why are my pants getting tighter?”
9 Razo // May 16, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Shortly after, Christian found out the stain on his pants was not from toothpaste.
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11 Itrex1969 // May 16, 2008 at 1:05 pm
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!
12 bundy // May 16, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Thanks for getting me laid, “Make a Wish Foundation”.
13 justin // May 16, 2008 at 1:43 pm
i just came. HARD!
14 Chris // May 16, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I see Blue, he looks GLORIOUS!!!!!
15 Nick Kessler // May 16, 2008 at 2:19 pm
3 seconds…not bad for the first time
16 Fred O // May 16, 2008 at 2:26 pm
OH MY GAWD! I’m not blind anymore!
17 Nick Kessler // May 16, 2008 at 2:51 pm
God DOES answer Prayers!!!
18 Pale Al // May 16, 2008 at 3:48 pm
New hat to impress the girl of your dreams: $24.99
Bus ticket from East Bumfuck Manitoba to see said girl: $49.00
Finally having your testicles migrate south as your douchebag friend Derek in the completely gay guitar hero shirt watches: Priceless
19 AL B // May 16, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Wow mom…your famous now, i cant wait to be that guy at school with the hottest mom. Now everyone will want to come over and let their nuts drop.
20 Baba Ganoush // May 16, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I would just like to point out that this photographer is a fucking idiot. Who stands behind a Playboy Playmate to take pictures?!?!? … Maybe she has a great ass…
21 Mitch Martin // May 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm
@Baba Ganoush,
I don’t know about her ass but I do know that she has “Respect” tattooed right above her va-jay-jay.
Seriously, Google Image search, son.
22 America's White Boy // May 16, 2008 at 5:15 pm
It’s In!
23 John // May 16, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Thank you Jesus
24 RonnyGunz // May 16, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Does this mean I’m not a virgin anymore?
25 David S. Edmonds // May 16, 2008 at 7:29 pm
WOW, looks like i’m going to have glazed knuckles tonight !!!!!
26 Manwithplanx // May 16, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Oh sweet Futurama’s on
27 Zorro Dogg // May 16, 2008 at 8:20 pm
OI!….She just stuck her finger up my ass.
28 Wesley // May 16, 2008 at 9:46 pm
This is better than the time I climbed the rope in gym class
29 Al // May 16, 2008 at 11:57 pm
“oh, wow! thanks!… sorry about your dress though.”
30 Michele K // May 17, 2008 at 12:30 am
Girls!
I’m doin’ it right!
31 Sclera // May 17, 2008 at 2:31 am
HOLY SHIT IT’S BATMAN
32 GIRB // May 17, 2008 at 5:26 am
“I like PUPPIES,…….. errr,………. TURTLES,……… yeah,…….turtles!!!!”
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34 Awkward Summer // May 17, 2008 at 9:01 am
This is what my O-face looks like
35 Jacob November // May 17, 2008 at 10:50 am
I drink milk straight out of the container!
36 Zlatan // May 17, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Oh my god, her breasts are touching me!
37 seth // May 17, 2008 at 5:33 pm
good thing i tucked my boner into my tighty-whitey waste band
38 Bull Skin Candy // May 18, 2008 at 6:43 am
“I’m having sex, right?”
39 The Fat // May 18, 2008 at 2:30 pm
“I’ve got whore all over me! Thanks, Tasty Booze!”
40 Benny // May 18, 2008 at 5:53 pm
What now, Ceiling Cat?
((Reference: http://ceiling-cat.com/ceilingcat.jpg ))
41 Andrew // May 18, 2008 at 6:06 pm
This is so awes…..HEY LOOK IT’S SIDNEY CROSBY!!
42 Paco // May 18, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Wait til the guys at Tasty Booze hear about this!
43 Mule // May 19, 2008 at 6:51 am
Almost there, almost there… just two more seconds… Don’t let GO… Ahhhhhhhh, oOohh, annnnnnd I’m spent.
44 Joe Zangari // May 19, 2008 at 7:24 am
Concentrate…Concentrate…Done. Permant Spank Bank Material
45 Quinten // May 19, 2008 at 9:38 am
” OMG I can’t belive this is happening to me… i’m never washing this Shirt or these hands ever……wait please don’t get a Bon……OOPS Well i can @least wash my boxers”
46 Emac // May 19, 2008 at 10:58 am
B(o)(o)BIES: A glimps into heaven.
47 scubajoe // May 19, 2008 at 11:26 am
“Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts…ahh crap!”
48 Chris // May 19, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Shaa……Shaaa…..ShaaaaZAAAAMMM!!!!!
49 JScrew // May 19, 2008 at 7:14 pm
“YEOW… either that was that damn infected first-pube ingrown hair that blew up, or I just blew my first wad.”
I’ll give the kid this: “Well played SIR!”
50 hairy testicles // May 19, 2008 at 8:28 pm
“daddy look what i found, can i fuck her now?”
51 chronic_masturbator // May 19, 2008 at 8:34 pm
“i feel something warm running down my leg”
52 JMan // May 20, 2008 at 12:30 am
“We’re already in a store, so it’s sex AND shopping!”
53 Henry G // May 20, 2008 at 7:54 am
So this is what an erection feels like
54 Matt A // May 20, 2008 at 9:00 am
I’m gonna be a daddy!
55 cornflakes // May 20, 2008 at 4:59 pm
“How embarrassing! Now I have walk around the store looking like this, with my mother. “
56 jabba // May 20, 2008 at 7:53 pm
“wow, I’ve never felt up a girl before… through my shirt.”
57 Casey Harlyon // May 20, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Terminally ill leukemia patient has first and maybe last orgasm.
58 thenuttman // May 20, 2008 at 9:29 pm
“I have a boner!”
59 bob // May 20, 2008 at 9:46 pm
*Kid in background (look behind the blond kid’s head)*
why is that kid feeling up a manikin?
60 Jerod // May 20, 2008 at 9:49 pm
I feel them touching my chest!!!!
61 coldcoffee // May 20, 2008 at 10:06 pm
They are REAL!!!
62 Bronze Mirage // May 20, 2008 at 10:07 pm
I knew it no bra . . . She is going to Hell! and so am I because she is soooo worth it!
63 rawr // May 20, 2008 at 10:08 pm
“Oh my God, it’s a trap.”
64 Vincent // May 20, 2008 at 10:17 pm
“I think I just hit puberty!”
65 E Helmer // May 20, 2008 at 10:24 pm
When I walked in this hat was a beanie.
66 Curtis // May 20, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Kimo therapy rocks!
67 Franky // May 20, 2008 at 10:42 pm
If I bite into her neck, she’ll be mineeeeee mwhaahah.
68 CaptainCheerios // May 20, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Tittehs!!!! i mean TIMMEH!!!!!!!!!!!
69 Philip // May 20, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Boy in brown;
“No WAY! I am THE Guitar hero, lady. Can’t you read my bloody shirt! DAMN IT! Life’s a freaking bitch”.
70 CaptainCheerios // May 20, 2008 at 10:52 pm
This just works better
“TITTEHS!”
he reminds me of timmy
71 Kevin // May 20, 2008 at 10:54 pm
I can’t believe I’ve gotta sneeze right now…
72 NickD // May 20, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Aaah! You’ve hit me with two red shells… You’re in line for my big blue shell now!
73 dookie // May 20, 2008 at 11:09 pm
guy in back with g-hero shirt: FAIL
74 dookie // May 20, 2008 at 11:11 pm
guy in back with g-hero shirt = “EPIC FAIL”
75 Tom // May 20, 2008 at 11:29 pm
“They said this would happen in health class!”
Yes, I stole that from the movie Superbad.
76 Pkiddy // May 20, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Kid standing behind the embrace: “Ok, left arm around back, right arm around the other side, dammit, if they turn a little maybe I can see where you put the penis in.”
77 isaac // May 21, 2008 at 12:15 am
Hug a woman and win a free copy of mario kart wii? Is that my copy over there?
78 T-Bone // May 21, 2008 at 12:29 am
Christian: IIIIII Really hope my boyfriend isn’t seeing this.
Boyfriend (On Photo Right with sweet - gay - Guitar Hero shirt): Oh I’m seeing it alright, and I’m downright furious at you honey!
Camera Man: Your busted little gay dude.
79 CJ // May 21, 2008 at 12:42 am
No one quite knows why Jayde Nicole constantly carries around that extremely lifelike euphoric-little-boy-with-a-boner doll; but nobody would dare ask her about it.
80 Jennifer // May 21, 2008 at 12:51 am
OH Yes! What coach was talking about it did happen ! I’am finally a man!
81 Gershom // May 21, 2008 at 1:13 am
Young male homosexual renounces being gay after feeling up playboy playmate… his boyfriend in the brown shirt was devastated after hearing the news.
82 daniel // May 21, 2008 at 3:33 am
Dude, If that retarded looking kid is getting a hug, I’m totally going to score!
83 Chief // May 21, 2008 at 4:02 am
There…it may be your bellybutton, but it fits just right.
84 Loxy // May 21, 2008 at 4:52 am
When you gotta go you gotta go.
85 Ivonna // May 21, 2008 at 5:23 am
Cancer has its perks
86 dave // May 21, 2008 at 5:49 am
god damn it, i wish this bitch would get out of my way…this is the part where Voldemort battles Dumbledore! OMG!
87 chad // May 21, 2008 at 6:54 am
After multiple meetings, Make-A-Wish Foundation decieded that billy deserved a prostitute, and at $250 for two hours, they got a hell of a deal.
88 Ryan Robot // May 21, 2008 at 7:04 am
Thank you last wish foundation!
89 dingo // May 21, 2008 at 7:30 am
Jayde: “I don’t know why I’m hugging this skinny little kid with a boner. This boy behind him looks like a stud to me. He can be my guitar hero anytime.”
90 Kildar // May 21, 2008 at 7:31 am
when people look at this picture will they realize that Im still a virgin?? i mean im not awkwardly touching her or anything am I, Wait what the hell…uhhh…shit not another pair of underware, thats 4 today. I am not coming to another Anime convention till after I get laid for the first time!
91 Josh // May 21, 2008 at 7:37 am
5 seconds before passing out from lack of blood flow to his brain, little Christian Elliot was heard uttering the words, “I think I can see God. Thank you Jesus, I promise to stop rubbing my taint all over my best friend’s Guitar Hero controller”.
92 Colin // May 21, 2008 at 7:43 am
Oh my God, it’s in!
93 Jace // May 21, 2008 at 7:49 am
Special Olympics officials face multiple lawsuits after a convicted sex offender and former 5th grade teacher posing as a judge corrupts local youths.
94 jeremy // May 21, 2008 at 8:08 am
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
95 Chal // May 21, 2008 at 8:12 am
I am McLovin
96 Collin // May 21, 2008 at 8:41 am
Oh, and this picture here is the day I learned there was something better in life than comic books…
97 Ray // May 21, 2008 at 8:57 am
Doctor to parents… “Somehow Christian’s cancer has gone into remission…”
98 Todd // May 21, 2008 at 8:58 am
I’m just glad they didn’t get my face in the shot.
99 Steven Hawking // May 21, 2008 at 9:34 am
Housten! we have lift off.
100 Jon // May 21, 2008 at 10:39 am
Ha! I finally unclasped a bra without looking!
101 kevin naccari // May 21, 2008 at 1:03 pm
My cock just got harder than chinese arithmetic
102 Mr. Cunt Eater // May 21, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I’m gonna blow my chowder on this bitches’ love cave
103 smelly box // May 21, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I can’t wait to park my blood sausage inside this chicks’ beef garage
104 joey baccala // May 21, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I can’t wait to park my blood sausage inside this bitches’ beef garage
105 Awkward Summer // May 21, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I like math
106 mustardtiger // May 21, 2008 at 2:20 pm
She shall be mine, oh she shall. - As said by “That Guy” in the background.
107 Johnny Stroker // May 21, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Young Christian demonstrates his best “O-face” for the camera while his BFF Derek contemplates the meaning of “sloppy-seconds”.
108 Randomness // May 21, 2008 at 6:12 pm
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY, MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY
109 GORDO // May 21, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Awwwwwwe SWEET!!!! They have Guitar Hero Aerosmith here!!!!!
110 Daddio // May 21, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Score! That’s like second base right?
111 cd // May 21, 2008 at 9:58 pm
chemotherapy: where you lose your hair and your virginity.
112 Dudley // May 22, 2008 at 8:53 am
So it wasen’t a good day to go Commando
113 Mitch Martin // May 22, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Thanks for all the comments.
We are going to close the comments down so that the Tasty Booze team can choose the winner.