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Caption Contest - Mario Kart Wii On The Line

by Mitch Martin on May 16, 2008

It’s been a while since we have had a Tasty Booze caption contest, but when I saw this picture yesterday I knew it was time to bring it back. That lucky little 12 year old bastard is Christian Elliott and he is hugging Jayde Nicole, the 2008 Playboy Playmate of the Year. Jayde returned to her home town of Port Perry, Ontario to sign autographs for fans.

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Here’s the gig. You leave your best caption for the above photo and next Friday the Tasty Booze staff will pick one lucky winner who will receive a copy of Mario Kart Wii. The only requirement is that you give us a valid email address so that we can email you when you win and get your shipping address. The contest will be open until next Friday and you only get one shot. If you leave 5 comments only the first one is going to count towards winning Mario Kart.

Original Story: thestar.com — Product Page: Mario Kart Wii

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  • jay
    so thats what it feels like not using your hands. wow... i need to get out more.
  • Jerry Simko
    Dude...I'm going to fill up some tube socks tonight!
  • Mike
    I’ve got such a raging clue!
  • "Ouch... don't hug me so tight, you're crushing my boner!"
  • Steamy Willy
    Blind and horny, young Christian finally feels what all the fuss is about.
  • I wonder if she'll let me motorboat her
  • Jerod
    I wish i wasnt blind so I could see what her face looks like....
  • RT
    "Why are my pants getting tighter?"
  • Razo
    Shortly after, Christian found out the stain on his pants was not from toothpaste.
  • Itrex1969
    HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!
  • bundy
    Thanks for getting me laid, "Make a Wish Foundation".
  • justin
    i just came. HARD!
  • Chris
    I see Blue, he looks GLORIOUS!!!!!
  • Nick Kessler
    3 seconds...not bad for the first time
  • Fred O
    OH MY GAWD! I'm not blind anymore!
  • Nick Kessler
    God DOES answer Prayers!!!
  • Pale Al
    New hat to impress the girl of your dreams: $24.99
    Bus ticket from East Bumfuck Manitoba to see said girl: $49.00
    Finally having your testicles migrate south as your douchebag friend Derek in the completely gay guitar hero shirt watches: Priceless
  • AL B
    Wow mom...your famous now, i cant wait to be that guy at school with the hottest mom. Now everyone will want to come over and let their nuts drop.
  • I would just like to point out that this photographer is a fucking idiot. Who stands behind a Playboy Playmate to take pictures?!?!? ... Maybe she has a great ass...
  • @Baba Ganoush,

    I don't know about her ass but I do know that she has "Respect" tattooed right above her va-jay-jay.

    Seriously, Google Image search, son.
  • It's In!
  • John
    Thank you Jesus
  • RonnyGunz
    Does this mean I'm not a virgin anymore?
  • David S. Edmonds
    WOW, looks like i'm going to have glazed knuckles tonight !!!!!
  • Manwithplanx
    Oh sweet Futurama's on
  • Zorro Dogg
    OI!....She just stuck her finger up my ass.
  • Wesley
    This is better than the time I climbed the rope in gym class
  • Al
    "oh, wow! thanks!... sorry about your dress though." :P
  • Girls!
    I'm doin' it right!
  • Sclera
    HOLY SHIT IT'S BATMAN
  • GIRB
    "I like PUPPIES,........ errr,.......... TURTLES,......... yeah,.......turtles!!!!"
  • Awkward Summer
    This is what my O-face looks like
  • Jacob November
    I drink milk straight out of the container!
  • Zlatan
    Oh my god, her breasts are touching me!
  • seth
    good thing i tucked my boner into my tighty-whitey waste band
  • Bull Skin Candy
    "I'm having sex, right?"
  • "I've got whore all over me! Thanks, Tasty Booze!"
  • Benny
    What now, Ceiling Cat?

    ((Reference: http://ceiling-cat.com/ceilingcat.jpg ))
  • Andrew
    This is so awes.....HEY LOOK IT'S SIDNEY CROSBY!!
  • Paco
    Wait til the guys at Tasty Booze hear about this!
  • Mule
    Almost there, almost there... just two more seconds... Don't let GO... Ahhhhhhhh, oOohh, annnnnnd I'm spent.
  • Joe Zangari
    Concentrate...Concentrate...Done. Permant Spank Bank Material
  • Quinten
    " OMG I can't belive this is happening to me... i'm never washing this Shirt or these hands ever......wait please don't get a Bon......OOPS Well i can @least wash my boxers"
  • Emac
    B(o)(o)BIES: A glimps into heaven.
  • scubajoe
    "Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts...ahh crap!"
  • Chris
    Shaa......Shaaa.....ShaaaaZAAAAMMM!!!!!
  • JScrew
    "YEOW... either that was that damn infected first-pube ingrown hair that blew up, or I just blew my first wad."

    I'll give the kid this: "Well played SIR!"
  • hairy testicles
    "daddy look what i found, can i fuck her now?"
  • chronic_masturbator
    "i feel something warm running down my leg"
  • JMan
    "We're already in a store, so it's sex AND shopping!"
  • Henry G
    So this is what an erection feels like
  • Matt A
    I'm gonna be a daddy!
  • "How embarrassing! Now I have walk around the store looking like this, with my mother. "
  • jabba
    "wow, I've never felt up a girl before... through my shirt."
  • Casey Harlyon
    Terminally ill leukemia patient has first and maybe last orgasm.
  • "I have a boner!"
  • bob
    *Kid in background (look behind the blond kid's head)*
    why is that kid feeling up a manikin?
  • Jerod
    I feel them touching my chest!!!!
  • coldcoffee
    They are REAL!!!
  • Bronze Mirage
    I knew it no bra . . . She is going to Hell! and so am I because she is soooo worth it!
  • rawr
    "Oh my God, it's a trap."
  • Vincent
    "I think I just hit puberty!"
  • E Helmer
    When I walked in this hat was a beanie.
  • Kimo therapy rocks!
  • If I bite into her neck, she'll be mineeeeee mwhaahah.
  • CaptainCheerios
    Tittehs!!!! i mean TIMMEH!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Boy in brown;

    "No WAY! I am THE Guitar hero, lady. Can't you read my bloody shirt! DAMN IT! Life's a freaking bitch".
  • CaptainCheerios
    This just works better

    "TITTEHS!"
    he reminds me of timmy
  • Kevin
    I can't believe I've gotta sneeze right now...
  • NickD
    Aaah! You've hit me with two red shells... You're in line for my big blue shell now!
  • dookie
    guy in back with g-hero shirt: FAIL
  • guy in back with g-hero shirt = "EPIC FAIL"
  • Tom
    "They said this would happen in health class!"

    Yes, I stole that from the movie Superbad.
  • Kid standing behind the embrace: "Ok, left arm around back, right arm around the other side, dammit, if they turn a little maybe I can see where you put the penis in."
  • isaac
    Hug a woman and win a free copy of mario kart wii? Is that my copy over there?
  • T-Bone
    Christian: IIIIII Really hope my boyfriend isn't seeing this.
    Boyfriend (On Photo Right with sweet - gay - Guitar Hero shirt): Oh I'm seeing it alright, and I'm downright furious at you honey!
    Camera Man: Your busted little gay dude.
  • CJ
    No one quite knows why Jayde Nicole constantly carries around that extremely lifelike euphoric-little-boy-with-a-boner doll; but nobody would dare ask her about it.
  • Jennifer
    OH Yes! What coach was talking about it did happen ! I'am finally a man!
  • Gershom
    Young male homosexual renounces being gay after feeling up playboy playmate... his boyfriend in the brown shirt was devastated after hearing the news.
  • daniel
    Dude, If that retarded looking kid is getting a hug, I'm totally going to score!
  • Chief
    There...it may be your bellybutton, but it fits just right.
  • Loxy
    When you gotta go you gotta go.
  • Ivonna
    Cancer has its perks
  • dave
    god damn it, i wish this bitch would get out of my way...this is the part where Voldemort battles Dumbledore! OMG!
  • After multiple meetings, Make-A-Wish Foundation decieded that billy deserved a prostitute, and at $250 for two hours, they got a hell of a deal.
  • Thank you last wish foundation!
  • dingo
    Jayde: "I don't know why I'm hugging this skinny little kid with a boner. This boy behind him looks like a stud to me. He can be my guitar hero anytime."
  • Kildar
    when people look at this picture will they realize that Im still a virgin?? i mean im not awkwardly touching her or anything am I, Wait what the hell...uhhh...shit not another pair of underware, thats 4 today. I am not coming to another Anime convention till after I get laid for the first time!
  • Josh
    5 seconds before passing out from lack of blood flow to his brain, little Christian Elliot was heard uttering the words, "I think I can see God. Thank you Jesus, I promise to stop rubbing my taint all over my best friend's Guitar Hero controller".
  • Oh my God, it's in!
  • Jace
    Special Olympics officials face multiple lawsuits after a convicted sex offender and former 5th grade teacher posing as a judge corrupts local youths.
  • jeremy
    aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • Chal
    I am McLovin
  • Collin
    Oh, and this picture here is the day I learned there was something better in life than comic books...
  • Ray
    Doctor to parents... "Somehow Christian's cancer has gone into remission..."
  • Todd
    I'm just glad they didn't get my face in the shot.
  • Steven Hawking
    Housten! we have lift off.
  • Jon
    Ha! I finally unclasped a bra without looking!
  • kevin naccari
    My cock just got harder than chinese arithmetic
  • Mr. Cunt Eater
    I'm gonna blow my chowder on this bitches' love cave
  • smelly box
    I can't wait to park my blood sausage inside this chicks' beef garage
  • joey baccala
    I can't wait to park my blood sausage inside this bitches' beef garage
  • Awkward Summer
    I like math
  • mustardtiger
    She shall be mine, oh she shall. - As said by "That Guy" in the background.
  • Johnny Stroker
    Young Christian demonstrates his best "O-face" for the camera while his BFF Derek contemplates the meaning of "sloppy-seconds".
  • Randomness
    MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY, MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY
  • GORDO
    Awwwwwwe SWEET!!!! They have Guitar Hero Aerosmith here!!!!!
  • Daddio
    Score! That's like second base right?
  • cd
    chemotherapy: where you lose your hair and your virginity.
  • Dudley
    So it wasen't a good day to go Commando
  • Thanks for all the comments.

    We are going to close the comments down so that the Tasty Booze team can choose the winner.
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