It’s been a while since we have had a Tasty Booze caption contest, but when I saw this picture yesterday I knew it was time to bring it back. That lucky little 12 year old bastard is Christian Elliott and he is hugging Jayde Nicole, the 2008 Playboy Playmate of the Year. Jayde returned to her home town of Port Perry, Ontario to sign autographs for fans.
Here’s the gig. You leave your best caption for the above photo and next Friday the Tasty Booze staff will pick one lucky winner who will receive a copy of Mario Kart Wii. The only requirement is that you give us a valid email address so that we can email you when you win and get your shipping address. The contest will be open until next Friday and you only get one shot. If you leave 5 comments only the first one is going to count towards winning Mario Kart.
Original Story: thestar.com — Product Page: Mario Kart Wii
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So this is what an erection feels like
I’m gonna be a daddy!
“How embarrassing! Now I have walk around the store looking like this, with my mother. “
“wow, I’ve never felt up a girl before… through my shirt.”
Terminally ill leukemia patient has first and maybe last orgasm.
“I have a boner!”
*Kid in background (look behind the blond kid’s head)*
why is that kid feeling up a manikin?
I feel them touching my chest!!!!
They are REAL!!!
I knew it no bra . . . She is going to Hell! and so am I because she is soooo worth it!
“Oh my God, it’s a trap.”
“I think I just hit puberty!”
When I walked in this hat was a beanie.
Kimo therapy rocks!
If I bite into her neck, she’ll be mineeeeee mwhaahah.
Tittehs!!!! i mean TIMMEH!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy in brown;
“No WAY! I am THE Guitar hero, lady. Can’t you read my bloody shirt! DAMN IT! Life’s a freaking bitch”.
This just works better
“TITTEHS!”
he reminds me of timmy
I can’t believe I’ve gotta sneeze right now…
Aaah! You’ve hit me with two red shells… You’re in line for my big blue shell now!
guy in back with g-hero shirt: FAIL
guy in back with g-hero shirt = “EPIC FAIL”
“They said this would happen in health class!”
Yes, I stole that from the movie Superbad.
Kid standing behind the embrace: “Ok, left arm around back, right arm around the other side, dammit, if they turn a little maybe I can see where you put the penis in.”
Hug a woman and win a free copy of mario kart wii? Is that my copy over there?
Christian: IIIIII Really hope my boyfriend isn’t seeing this.
Boyfriend (On Photo Right with sweet - gay - Guitar Hero shirt): Oh I’m seeing it alright, and I’m downright furious at you honey!
Camera Man: Your busted little gay dude.
No one quite knows why Jayde Nicole constantly carries around that extremely lifelike euphoric-little-boy-with-a-boner doll; but nobody would dare ask her about it.
OH Yes! What coach was talking about it did happen ! I’am finally a man!
Young male homosexual renounces being gay after feeling up playboy playmate… his boyfriend in the brown shirt was devastated after hearing the news.
Dude, If that retarded looking kid is getting a hug, I’m totally going to score!
There…it may be your bellybutton, but it fits just right.
When you gotta go you gotta go.
Cancer has its perks
god damn it, i wish this bitch would get out of my way…this is the part where Voldemort battles Dumbledore! OMG!
After multiple meetings, Make-A-Wish Foundation decieded that billy deserved a prostitute, and at $250 for two hours, they got a hell of a deal.
Thank you last wish foundation!
Jayde: “I don’t know why I’m hugging this skinny little kid with a boner. This boy behind him looks like a stud to me. He can be my guitar hero anytime.”
when people look at this picture will they realize that Im still a virgin?? i mean im not awkwardly touching her or anything am I, Wait what the hell…uhhh…shit not another pair of underware, thats 4 today. I am not coming to another Anime convention till after I get laid for the first time!
5 seconds before passing out from lack of blood flow to his brain, little Christian Elliot was heard uttering the words, “I think I can see God. Thank you Jesus, I promise to stop rubbing my taint all over my best friend’s Guitar Hero controller”.
Oh my God, it’s in!
Special Olympics officials face multiple lawsuits after a convicted sex offender and former 5th grade teacher posing as a judge corrupts local youths.
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
I am McLovin
Oh, and this picture here is the day I learned there was something better in life than comic books…
Doctor to parents… “Somehow Christian’s cancer has gone into remission…”
I’m just glad they didn’t get my face in the shot.
Housten! we have lift off.
Ha! I finally unclasped a bra without looking!
My cock just got harder than chinese arithmetic
I’m gonna blow my chowder on this bitches’ love cave
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