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Charlie Sheen Knows How To Treat A Lady

by J Diggles on May 23, 2008

I remember back in the days of Major League, when I thought Rick ‘Wild Thing’ Vaughn Charlie Sheen was the coolest guy on earth. Hot Shots: Part Deux was pretty awesome too. But then he went the TV route and I lost touch. However, I always gave him props for marrying Denise Richards, who is much much too good looking for him - which I applaud for any man.

Well, now Denise is his ex, they have two kids, and the rest of us get to enjoy tidbits like this:

“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” Richards said. “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’ ”

Ok, then. I will chew on that for a second. In response Charlie called her a liar and said Denise sent his current fiancee an email, asking to borrow some of Charlie’s sperm for another child. First of all, this seems ridiculous and after the above quote, I feel less likely to buy Charlie’s side of the story. Even if Denise did want some of those little charlie’s in her belly, why would she ask his fiancee? Na. Besides, due to the following response by Denise, I now have fallen in love with her and hope to be the next donor.

“I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm…He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.

Nice, gotta love a good celebrity broken home.

Source: Huffington Post

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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Mitch Martin May 23, 2008 at 2:07 pm

Oh sure, the “prostitute-tranny-infested sperm” was good enough for her while they were married but now in divorce-ville it’s disgusting. Typical.

You might want to read this article about Denise’s new reality show. I don’t care how hot a chick is I am not dealing with pigs humping and shitting in the house.

Charlie Sheen is awesome and his current character Charlie Harper is probably my favorite on TV.

J Diggles May 23, 2008 at 2:12 pm

you want some of that prostitute-tranny-infested sperm dont you Mitch??

Mitch Martin May 23, 2008 at 2:54 pm

No, I don’t need another man’s sperm. I’ve got enough of my own.

Sheen has been a badass in my book since Men At Work.

memomachine May 23, 2008 at 10:08 pm

Hmmm.

What is it with celebrities and animals crapping in the house?

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