During my morning work break - you know, those 15 minutes you take to search through your favorite sports/celebrity/gossip/video/porn sites before hunkering down on the job until lunch - I came across two videos, both of which involved drunks falling down.

First, a classic with a drunk twist, involves a guy attempting to get on a treadmill while it’s moving at a Kenyan running speed. The best part about this is that the guy knows he’s about to eat shit, even with his hands prepared to brace for the fall, it doesn’t end well.

Second, a drunk walks out on to a bridge. Cops try to talk him out of jumping/falling off the bridge, and to hold on until the firetruck arrives to save him. The fire truck gets there about 0.43 seconds too late.